Class Mate

November 21, 2015 Add Comment

"In every class ! ! V hav

1.One frnd who is always attentive in clss having d best notes ! ! ! !

2.One frnd who is physically present mentally absent ! ! ! !

3.One who always asks silly doubts n entertains the entire class ! ! ! !

4.One who always comes late running after the professor entry !!!!

5.One who runs a canteen under her desk and sends chocolates during clss !! ! ! !

6.One who gets called by their nick name tat v forget tere original name ! ! ! !

7.One who keeps humming songs as loud until the faculty hears it n sends them out ! !

8.One who always forgets to put their mobile in silent mode
n visits d Hod !!!!!!
running for their phones !! ! !

9.Tere is one girl in a class who can easily talk to every boy in class and
one boy who can easily interact with every girl in clss

10.One person who never talks with anyone n v will think he or she is dumb

11.One musician who always wandering around the campus with an instrument ! ! !

12.one who always amuses u with their kavithai , short stories etc

13.One frnd who accompanying u were ever u go even to d restroom !!!!!!

14.One frnd who cries tat definite fail after every exam but comes out with 99*/*

15.One frnd who never comes out of class even in break !!!!!

16.One frnd who laughs like a monster tat d whole clss turns around when ever he or she laughs ! ! !

17.One who eats lik a elephant but still bony !!
Another who eats nothing but stilllllll an elephant !!!!!!

18.One who is always found online whenever you loggin ! ! !

19.One always keeps annoying u with someone else ! !

20.One promising Usain bolt who comes running into d labs last minute !!!

21.One who  always forgets to bring record , observation , etc etc

22.One who throws pens on u during clsss n gives an Oscar acting when you turn towards them !!!!

23.One who fights with you for no reason !!!!!

24.One who regularly drops u at home

25.One who always ready to give money at times !!!

26.One who asks d entire clss lik which actor he or she looks alike !!!!!

27.During lecture one turns to u n laughs relating u to d lecture ! ! !

  ���� For each point you read above there is a friend that comes on ur mind related to that point....����

Dedicating to all classmates

NAME a person and forward to all school and college groups

Direct & Indirect Tax

Direct & Indirect Tax

November 18, 2015 Add Comment

A sample 1000 rupee meal.

The VAT + Service Tax (Including Swachch Bharat Cess) would be 195.5. (Govt earning 195.5)

Now to take home that 1000 rupees, i had to earn 1333.33 rupees (25% approx Income Tax on salary). (Govt. earning 333.33)

I had to use my bike for the 20km trip to and fro home. Fuel Expenses -  45 Rupees (Govt earns 23 rupees on that. Including latest excise hike of 1.50

So when i went out for a meal for 1000, the Govt. earned 195.5+333.33+23= 551 Rupees.

this is basic.